Bro I just got home from school and I looked at the “wall of influential people” we have for some reason and HungryBox was on it I love this school so much

Keep in mind, I still make music, I just haven’t found a way to port it not Newgrounds with the issue I’m having. So, expect something within the next couple days!

I’m making a Dragon Ball inspired battle series called Genesis. I’m wondering what you guys think of it and may even post the next couple volumes on my account for people to see.

“Two steps ahead,” said Nikocado. These words have echoed across the internet for months, leaving us to assume the true power of Mr. Avocado, likely to be universes ahead of us. In this fictional scenario where Nikocado is pitted against earth, we must assume his step number. His step number would be to gauge the power he has over us, ranging from 1 step to millions upon trillions of steps. For our first test, we will give Nikocado a limit of 4 steps. Step 3 would allow him to reach negative weight, letting him move incredibly fast, but he would gain even more physical strength. Then, the fourth step would let him utilize gravity manipulation while also being stacked with the third step. To start, Nikocado could use step 1, his base form, to crush as many people as possible. Then, he could use step 2 to enter his ascended form. This would let him exist at a normal size with a low amount of strength. While not particularly powerful, this would let him travel quickly without breaking his vehicle or using too much energy in steps 3 and 4. After arriving at India, the most densely populated country, he would swap between steps 1 and 3 to crush and dash into people. After annihilating India, he would have no issues simply using rapid bursts of step 4 to wipe out America and Russia, both being serious threats. Finally, he could use step 3 to quickly destroy all humans. Next, we will give Nikocado a fifth step, a mass instakill move. Despite the insane power of this ability, it would be incredibly draining and difficult to properly execute. Let’s say he can kill a billion people of his choice. He would immediately use this to wipe out America and Russia’s military forces as well as some world leaders and civilians. Then, he would spam steps 1 and 4. Boom, we’re all dead. Finally, we will give Nikocado the task of destroying the solar system with the help of step 6, a transformation type move, this lets him gain and lose size rapidly at will, essentially giving him the powers of Antman, just on a larger scale. This would let him engulf and crush the sun, removing the dangerous heat before it can get to him. Then, he will remove all subsequent planets and stars with a fusion between steps 4 and 6. Finally, he would eat earth.

One of the most controversial topics I can think of that no one talks about is Hershey breaking techniques. Despite the ridiculousness of this debate, many techniques exist that may fit one’s style. Or, you can optimize purely for speed. Starting off, we have the classic “Slide N Scope”. This technique involves slowly sliding the bar across your hand and breaking off the triple sections into a bowl. Then, the sections are picked up one by one and are broken up into the singular pieces. This one is fast and easy and my personal favorite. The next technique is the “Biscuit Maker”. This tactic is named after the expression risk it for the biscuit, as this one is quite challenging yet fast. Similar to Slide N Scope, you must slide the bar. However, you must then break off triples, keep them in your hand, then commit to a move known as “The Arm Crusher” in which you must hold the lady and right sides of the triple and break them at the same time, causing all three sections to fall into your bowl. This requires great skill yet offers an enormous boost to speed. Throughout the various skill levels of Bar Breaking, this one would be considered one of the big three challenge techniques, the second one being the “Masochist”. This technique isn’t as much hard as it is painful. In this one, you simply eat the bar whole. This will KILL your throat and likely make you cringe at levels you never thought possible, yet is the fastest strategy by far. The final challenge technique is the “Edge-Breaker”. In this technique, you must take the edge of the bar and rip it off as fast as you can. This one is quite slow and very difficult, but is the backbone of improving your skill. This trains your hand-eye coordination and speed while still being adjustable to your skill level, as this is more in the training category than the challenge. However, due to its importance, it gains an honorary spot, leaving only 2 real challenge techniques. For the final technique we will be covering, I present the “Step one-and-a-half”, or simply Step. The Step is a combo of Masochist and Slide N Scope, being the first step of SNS. You simply slide the bar, break the triples, then eat them. It’s fast and easy but not exactly beginner friendly, as you must use your teeth more than, like, twice to consume the parts unless you want to go full Masochist. However, chewing time does not account for total breaking time. Generally, it’s quite well rounded and adds some variation from SNS, a very common technique. Many more tactics exist, but these are the most notable in the world of Bar Breaking. Not only that, but that was only the Hershey division. If you want something totally different that can challenge you even more, I recommend swapping to the Milka division for more unique and diverse options. Keep in mind, though, if you find the Hershey division hard, I wouldn’t recommend changing mains as that’s the easiest. Milka is in the arguably the number one hardest division to learn, and by a decent amount, too. If you do want to swap mains, I recommend entering at least Platinum Breaker tier in Hershey, as that translates to about Bronze Cracker in some of the harder divisions. If you want to try ranked breaking, skill based matchmaking is ideal. Even the gap between just Bronze Cracker and Silver Biter is quite substantial. So, just stick to your own turf.

Mario is an Italian plumber who often rescues Princess Peach from Bowser, a large, powerful turtle with his brother, Luigi. Simply from this brief intro, we can tell Mario is beyond the mortal plain in terms of strength. Bowser is incredibly heavy and is shown to be able to punch smaller characters so hard they land multiple yards from him with even a moderate hit. Also, keep in mind, Mario defeats this beast quite often, showing great stamina and determination. Now, we must consider power-ups. Starting with a simple mushroom, Mario gains a moderate amount of strength, durability and body mass in the blink of an eye. Then, we have the fire flower, an edible flower Mario is able to consume to acquire the ability to shoot flames. Next, we have the star. This powerful item allows Mario to become untouchable and lets him kill anything that does dare approach him. However, this is temporary. There are many more power ups, but these are the most important. In Super Mario Brothers: U Deluxe, Mario is able to store up to 2 power ups in his item slots, acting as an inventory for him. This is integral due to something I call Star-Stacking. By storing 2 stars and acquiring a star mid-level, Mario has the power to use all three stars back to back and gain a lot of time in which he descends past all human limits. Not only that, but stars also increase speed. When star stacking, the effects of the star are prolonged and provide a 1 Up. 1 ups are quite rare, so this allows Mario to become quintuply immortal, as each star stack provides one 1 up. With these factors taken into consideration, Mario could easily take on gods and defeat them in seconds. Also, if you acquire a fire flower before stacking, you get a long range option while still having the star active, as other power ups remain during the star’s duration. However, even without the stars and fire flowers, Mario is still incredibly powerful. In the first Mario game, in a pre-mushroom state, he easily jumped over countless large and fast barrels thrown by a ginormous ape who was significantly stronger than him. And, in Super Mario World and both Mario Galaxy games, Mario can breathe in space without issue and breathe in water in ALL 2d games, making him a multi-terrain threat. Also, keep in mind, Mario can move at up to 45 mph in Super Mario Odyssey without glitches, cementing his great speed as an asset used in combat. Additionally, we must consider the force at witch he can land on top of enemies after jumping, being able to completely knock a shell off of a koopa, which shares DNA with turtles, whom shells are attached to there spine, hence why the koopas rush after their body immediately after its departure, hardly staying alive. Also think about how Mario can survive near anything as long as he is in a post-mushroom state, surviving even the molten substance from podaboos. And yes, Mario could beat Goku. Give Mario his stars and he can run at him at superhuman speeds and simply touch him, easily ending the fight.

A coughing baby is confronted by a hydrogen bomb. Who wins? Most would say the bomb, but I beg to differ. In this scenario, the baby would win incredibly easily. For our experiment, let’s say that the bomb must kill the baby to win, and the baby must explode the bomb to win. So, even if the bomb exploded and kills the baby, as long as the baby was the cause of the detonation, they would win. In this battle, the baby has the ability to cough rapidly and powerfully, as they are sick. The bomb is specified to be of the hydrogen variety, which is essential here. All the baby has to do is cough on the bomb with enough force to explode the bomb prematurely. You may think this is impossible, but it’s not. Coughing usually isn’t thought of to be very strong, but that’s only an average cough. Allowing the baby to cough is vital because strength is often set in place. However, this baby can go beyond its set limit. Think about this. A body builder can lift 150 pounds. However, if pushed past his limit, he could likely pull off 160. However, this has consequences such as self damage to one’s body, such as a broken bone. This is the same for the baby, just with strain on the throat rather than the spine or arms. So, theoretically, the baby’s cough could absolutely reck a bomb, causing the hydrogen inside to move rapidly and bust open the bomb before landing on solid ground. Although, the baby’s throat would be utterly destroyed and the bomb would burn the little guy to a crisp. However, by the rules of this battle, the baby would still win. Therefore, a coughing baby COULD beat a hydrogen bomb.

Since not many people actively play Breath of The Wild, I thought of an interesting challenge. You can only use pot lids, soup ladles and wooden bows. Also, no buying or selling (unless you wanna complete the divine beasts). Finally, no armor. (Once again, required for DB) The only issue with this challenge is that soup ladles and wooden bows basically require blood moons to be reliably collected.

While I can’t exactly make stuff, I can rant. Lately, I’ve been playing Splatoon 3 a lot and have noticed a pattern. First, everyone is playing rollers. Then, everyone is playing aerospray. Finally, I get a nice and diverse match… until someone disconnects 5 seconds in. I get people have certain playstyles that fit themselves, but it’s really frustrating when I just can’t find a match with even mildly interesting or balanced teams. Also, turf war has been WAY more competitive lately, so now I hardly ever play. I just want Nintendo to realize that beginner-friendly modes aren’t always beginner-friendly. I love Splatoon, but there are so many issues that I just can’t ignore no matter how much I try.

Unfortunately, my ICloud storage ran out, so I’m pretty much cooked. There’s nothing I can delete without causing issues and I’m too broke to get the monthly thingy, so I’m basically dead here. Bye