“Two steps ahead,” said Nikocado. These words have echoed across the internet for months, leaving us to assume the true power of Mr. Avocado, likely to be universes ahead of us. In this fictional scenario where Nikocado is pitted against earth, we must assume his step number. His step number would be to gauge the power he has over us, ranging from 1 step to millions upon trillions of steps. For our first test, we will give Nikocado a limit of 4 steps. Step 3 would allow him to reach negative weight, letting him move incredibly fast, but he would gain even more physical strength. Then, the fourth step would let him utilize gravity manipulation while also being stacked with the third step. To start, Nikocado could use step 1, his base form, to crush as many people as possible. Then, he could use step 2 to enter his ascended form. This would let him exist at a normal size with a low amount of strength. While not particularly powerful, this would let him travel quickly without breaking his vehicle or using too much energy in steps 3 and 4. After arriving at India, the most densely populated country, he would swap between steps 1 and 3 to crush and dash into people. After annihilating India, he would have no issues simply using rapid bursts of step 4 to wipe out America and Russia, both being serious threats. Finally, he could use step 3 to quickly destroy all humans. Next, we will give Nikocado a fifth step, a mass instakill move. Despite the insane power of this ability, it would be incredibly draining and difficult to properly execute. Let’s say he can kill a billion people of his choice. He would immediately use this to wipe out America and Russia’s military forces as well as some world leaders and civilians. Then, he would spam steps 1 and 4. Boom, we’re all dead. Finally, we will give Nikocado the task of destroying the solar system with the help of step 6, a transformation type move, this lets him gain and lose size rapidly at will, essentially giving him the powers of Antman, just on a larger scale. This would let him engulf and crush the sun, removing the dangerous heat before it can get to him. Then, he will remove all subsequent planets and stars with a fusion between steps 4 and 6. Finally, he would eat earth.